Letters and Numbers

The past week has been so busy! I’ve been in and out of induction ceremonies and orientations for various aspects of school (International students, Health studies, my institute, and my programme). And although I heard a lot of information repeated, I’m so glad that I went to all of the events because I met lots of people. The first few days I met mostly Americans…we kind of clumped together out of a desire to talk to someoneeee who would understand the frustration of the visa process, the various opinions of friends and family back in the states, how we’re trying to stop converting pounds to dollars in our heads (and consequently getting depressed at how expensive everything is) and our favorite little quirks about London and Londoners so far.

Among many things, we discussed the very different way of speaking. People in the states surely cannot grasp the intricacies of the English English language.

Most students had just arrived a couple of days ago and so I enjoyed getting to share my limited knowledge with them including how things are pronounced. The speaker kept referring to a book called London A-Z (pronounced A-Zed). The other three Americans were confused and I filled them in on how zebra is pronounced here (zeh-brah, not zEE-bra). That one didn’t take long to pick up on.

But I don’t know when I’m going to understand how ‘W’s are pronounced here. There is an area of town and subsequent tube stop called Southwark (to the best of my knowledge, pronounced Suthuck), there is another part of town called Southwyck (pronounced either the exact same or very similarly). Apparently W’s are just placed in the middle of words for the fun of it. I did make a bit of a fool out of myself when on the tube I asked Lou if we were stopping at Leicester (I pronounced as it looks…lie-chester). Turns out it is pronounced Lester. I’m not sure in what language that spells Lester, but I won’t make the mistake again.

During orientation we had an hour dedicated to learning English slang (some of which I already knew):

  • Pants: underwear…you have to say trousers if you mean pants, which I can’t get myself to do without snickering.
  • Loo: the bathroom and also a word that I cannot get myself to say because my boyfriend’s name is Lou. Therefore proclaiming, “I need to use the Lou” is just not something I can do.
  • Rubber: eraser. I was the only American who knew this didn’t mean condom! I was quite proud of myself and also entertained by their astonishment at seeing the word printed on a university handout.

And also some that I didn’t know:

  • Numpty: a stupid person
  • Blag: to persuade
  • Narky: grumpy

After our crash course in UK Culture, we moved to a lecture hall to learn about the Academic Culture. As the four of us Americans sat near the back giggling at how nearly every word can end in ‘r’ (examples: idea-r, area-r, shadow-r). Just another quirk of the English English language! It was here that we learned that the UK grading policy is drastically different than in the US. Undergraduates don’t receive letter grades (instead they have 1st, 2:1, 1:2, etc.), but postgraduates do (thank goodness!).

However, an ‘A’ is a 70 or above.

I don’t know about the other Americans in the auditorium, but all four of our jaws dropped. When the speaker then revealed that a 75 is very, very good, and it is very rare to receive above an 85 I think that our eyes popped out of our heads a bit.

And then! He says “This may be a bit different for some of you from North America. In America, they actually give out 100’s and 110’s!” And then the whole auditorium burst into laughter!!We all looked at each other. Of course they give out 100’s in America! If you get 100% of the answers correct, you get 100%! We all got to this point in our lives, attending a top university and very selective programmes by not accepting anything less than 100%! This will perhaps be the hardest adjustment for me to make in my move to the UK.

After that earth shattering information, we obviously needed a drink (also it was about a bazillion degrees in the air conditioning-less auditorium). And so the four of us went to explore the area. We found a nice “Mexican” restaurant that served both the most delicious and miniscule margaritas. Really all of the dishes were tiny. Portion size is something difficult to adjust to (especially portions that are affordable), but I see how there are so many thin people in London!

Dividing the bill turned out to be a bit difficult. I was the only one paying with a card and the others struggled with the currency. They collected the money okay, but when one started to re-count to make sure that everything added up, she counted off £1 coins “5, 10, 15”. “No, no, no! Those aren’t nickels!”

Ahh it is so good to be around some Americans…although I’m pretty sure that the wait staff hated us. And that everyone in our section of the restaurant experienced our currency struggles at a high volume.

Also, many Americans are probably familiar with the signs in bars and restaurants that state “We ID 60 and under!!!” or something to that degree. In the UK, the signs read, “If you appear under 25, please do not be offended if we ask to see ID”. Coincidentally, the first time that I was ID-ed this summer was in the UK.

Some other numbers that have bewildered me a bit is simply all of the numbers that you have to memorize (or at least have handy). For me this includes passport number, visa number, phone number (which is 11 numbers instead of the rhythmic 10 in the US), student ID number, student email number (which of course aren’t the same, and are similar enough to be easily confused), National Insurance Number, National Health Services number, banking numbers (card number, PIN number, online banking number, telephone banking number, etc.) It goes on an on! And I am not good with numbers!!

And finally, to wrap up my post on letters and numbers, three little letters that are sure to create an uncomfortable situation: PDA. The PDA witnessed in London is probably not unlike the teeth gnashing and tongue attacking that you’ve seen from any hormone plagued teenager in the US. But I’m not talking about just teenagers. I’ve seen all ages! Including full-grown adults. And all nationalities! People are gettin’ it on in the middle of parks, on public transportation, and in the middle of footpaths. I really thought that this would be part of the Europoean culture that I would be open to (not that I was open to take part), but I’ve found that it makes me very awkward. It’s icky.

Despite the frenzy of the past week, the city has started to feel more like home. I’ve gotten to know my way around a little bit, I have people I can text to go grab a drink (coffee or beer), and Lou has started his new job!

And now I have a Programme Handbook to devour!

Buckingham Palace: not very palace-y in my opinion...

Buckingham Palace: not very palace-y in my opinion…

Funny hats

Funny hats

More funny hats. And GIANT horses

More funny hats. And GIANT horses


The Shakespeare Globe Theater

The Shakespeare Globe Theater

Just some men climbing up a building

Just some men climbing up a building

Me and my man. And £10 beer buckets.

Me and my man. And £10 beer buckets.

Lessons in Public Transportation

It is fair to say that everyday in the past week I have both been to a new part of this city and learned something new. Most of the lessons I’ve learned, particularly this weekend, have been about public transportation. I spent a lot of time on trains commuting to work and have collected these lessons for you here.

  1. Weekends are times for “engineering” on the underground, and there are bound to be stations closed; plan time for re-routing. Thankfully, I’m me and I am always at least 15 minutes early to everything. I’ve updated this to at least 25 minutes whilst in London, allowing for time to get lost. On Saturday, my Getting Lost time ended up being Frantically Find A New Route time. I had, of course, planned out my morning commute the night before and knew both Plan A (Circle Line) and Plan B (District Line). When I got to the station I promptly found out that both lines were closed for “engineering”. Cue the increased heart rate and frantic running up no less than four escalators,  desperately grasping for cell phone reception to look up an updated route. When I finally reached the ground floor I still couldn’t get any WiFi and resorted to calling Lou, at home sleeping, to help me find a new route. From his end it didn’t look like there were any that would get me there in time. Just as I’m about to lose my mind, I work up the nerve to go ask the perturbed looking Eastern European man working at the station about my situation, which is how I learned lesson number 2…
  2. Transport For London workers know everything and are generally nice and willing to help. The man I spoke to, who by the way had watched me pace around the station for about 7 minutes, was prepared for questions like these. He quickly gave me a new route that required minimal backtracking and would still get me to work on time. I thanked him profusely, and ran back down four escalators.
  3. The doors open automatically on the underground…overground train doors do not open automatically. This I learned on Sunday. I was, again, on my way to work. And again, I had planned my commute the night before (an entirely different route because I was scheduled to work in a different part of town this time). I also allowed ample Getting Lost time. I sat on the train for 30 minutes, attempting to read my book but hardly getting anywhere because I was constantly checking to make sure that I hadn’t missed my stop (you will see the irony in this momentarily). When my stop was announced, I collected my bags and stood by the door. I pulled my phone out and began searching the directions to walk the rest of the way from the station. Only as the train began to pull away did I realize that you have to push the OPEN button by the door in order to leave. This time I did not hesitate to communicate my situation with a TFL worker. The man checking tickets was three cars away. “Excuse me” I said slightly out of breath after I had charged through three train cars, “the train just passed my stop and the doors didn’t open.” To which he responded, “The doors did open, you just didn’t push the button.” And then I apologized, as if he cared either way. But he looked up the next train time and pointed me on my way at the next station. Lesson #2 holds true.
  4. Body odor does not discriminate. The foul stench of putrefying urbanites could just as easily be coming from the man sitting on your right wearing baggy clothes, sporting what appears to be a yeard (a beard unshaven for 12 months) and talking to himself as it could be coming from the wafer thin, immaculately groomed woman with an armful of shopping bags from designer stores. It is safer to try to remain as much in the center of your seat as you can rather than to lean your olfactory nerve towards either edge.
  5. Armpits aren’t so bad. On a related note, rush hour in the tube is guaranteed to be crowded. When presented with the rare option of standing up, holding onto the hand rail with 6 other people and being crammed between at least three armpits or sitting down next to questionable others, it is a gamble. Even if you get lucky and the person that you sit down next to has showered, the person who replaces him/her could make you miss the anonymous armpits.
  6. Stock up on Vitamin C and hand sanitizer. As sure as that man will hack up a lung without covering his mouth or sneeze right into his hand, he will grab onto that handle and spread his plague onto all who are unsuspecting. I am one who does not see a limit in the amount of hand washing one can do daily, and so my habits haven’t been too affected. My boyfriend, however, has taken to carrying hand sanitizer with him and we now have a vat of Vitamin C chewables in our bathroom that we punctually chew each morning.
  7. Hydrate! But not too much. The first few days that we were in London I felt naked without the giant water bottle that I had with me everywhere at home. I easily ingested the recommended 8 glasses of water by noon each day. And so I was, or felt that I was, dangerously dehydrated. As soon as we moved into our flat and had access to a fridge, I began carrying water bottles with me again. I certainly didn’t miss being thirsty, but I learned that I have to exercise self control (yes, with water) because public bathrooms are few and far between (fewer and far-er that are free), and the tube ride home when my (as my boyfriend says) hamster-sized bladder is full is long and miserable beyond words.
  8. Train time entertainment includes, but is not limited to, fantastic people watching. I, like most people, will admit that I like to watch other people. It helps me to feel normal sometimes (and I’m sure that there are ample times that I present others with opportunities for the same joy…like perhaps on Saturday when I frantically paced around Green Park Underground station). Some people (most people) are on their phones while in the tube, but there is nothing on my phone that doesn’t require WI-Fi that interests me . And there is nooooo WiFi on the tube. Some people read, I have a lot of respect for these people, mainly because I was under the impression that they were an endangered species. Someday, when I’ve grown accustomed to public transportation and don’t feel the need to clutch my bag to me at all times and keep my eye on anyone slightly suspicious-looking, I will be able to read on the tube. Until then, I watch people. 

Even with all of these blunders on public transportation, I am loving life in London! And I am not yet missing sitting in stopped traffic on the highway.

This Is What I’ve Been Training For

Lou and I on the bus with our mountain of luggage.

Lou and I on the bus with our mountain of luggage.

I didn’t know it, but all of the hours that I spent working out this summer were not just due to boredom, vanity or fitness obsession. I was training for this move. 

Moving is always hard, it sucks no matter where you’re moving from or to. But I dare anyone to provide a story comparative to maneuvering wheel-y suitcases and bags busting at the seams miles around London.

The walking itself is enough to tire someone out. For anyone who has ever traveled to London, you know that going anywhere requires lots of walking. Blocks and blocks of walking to get to a destination, and then blocks and blocks to get to the tube station or bus stop that you need. Also, I’ve decided that there is no such thing as comfortable shoes (that aren’t tennis shoes…trainers). Nothing, even the shoes that were comfortable before this, cannot take the amount of walking that has been done here. My heels are torn up, they spontaneously start bleeding from blisters that appear between one destination and the next. Louis can feel the rubber design on the bottom of the shoe through the worn out sole. When we finally get home it takes a little over an hour to stop feeling our heartbeat in our feet.

Oh yes…home! We moved into our flat on Monday! And it is glorious. The few days spent in a hostel immediately preceding the move-in made me appreciate it even more. We are officially residents of London, and can no longer be confused for tourists (as we don’t plan to wheel around multiple suitcases for a while).

All of the training I’ve done on my arms and shoulders paid off. When walking with the suitcases, I was quite convinced that my arms would pop off at the shoulder sockets. Oddly enough, going through the crowded streets of London was not the worst part. The worst part was getting the suitcases down the gravel driveway and not more than 1/2 mile up the road (uphill the whole way) to the train station in the town Lou’s grandmother lives in. The sidewalk (footpath) is extremely narrow, the cars drive like it’s the Autobahn, and due to the curves of the road, there is no good place to cross the street (which we had to do twice) because you can’t see both ways. I was fairly convinced that was how I was going to die. My hands got a good workout too, as they weren’t reallyyyy big enough to grip all three handles of the bags I was lugging. So my forearms were quite sore afterwards. My back and shoulders are still sore from wearing my backpack. We both agreed that it was one of the worst things we had ever had to do. 

Using public transportation with that amount of luggage is truly a test in core strength. We stood in the wheelchair/stroller section of the bus, praying that no one came in who had priority to that space, and so of course, someone did. A petite Indian woman with a stroller got on the bus, we couldn’t see her until the bus started to move, because our bags were blocking our view. I had to move some stuff around, all while the bus is jolting from the stop and just as suddenly slamming on the brakes. I didn’t really have hands to hold onto poles or handles for support because I had to keep my mountain of luggage from tumbling onto the face of a young child, whose wide eyes indicated that she knew the impending possibilities. I made it work by “brazening” my abs, like my Body Pump instructor would yell over the music for the class to do. My core was also sore the next day. 

Then came the shopping! Oh we had plenty of things to buy for our new place. All the usual groceries, but we of course carried them back from the market rather than putting them in the trunk (boot) of the car and driving home. Oh but if I thought my arms hurt before, the real challenge lay in shopping for sheets and towels. This was my first excursion in the city by myself. I went to Primark (basically a larger version of Forever 21, complete with all of the cheaply made clothes and with additional housewares section). I went in, dodging tourists and decided to forgo getting a basket because, in my mind, it would only provoke me to put things in there that I didn’t need. I quickly regretted that decision. I grabbed the towels and sheets we needed. With my arms loaded up I jumped in line. I couldn’t see the entire line. But after two turns around the top floor, I could. And if I hadn’t already been waiting upwards of 15 minutes, I would have abandoned ship to get a basket. But instead I stayed in line until my biceps were shaking and I was sweating from the inside of my rain jacket which I wore to save arm space and couldn’t remove because of my loaded arms. So I sat in my own personal sauna, strengthening my arms, for 30 minutes. It took me so long to get around to writing this post because it hurt to straighten my arms until today!

I never thought I’d say it, but I miss Wal-Mart. One-stop shopping? You can’t beat it! I’ve been all over this city looking for a hair dryer and an iron!! Obviously they weren’t at the same store. 

But we survived. We made it through London with bags four times (to the storage center twice, to the apartment twice, to the store and back numerous times). And now we’re home.


We found Chipotle in London!!

We found Chipotle in London!!

And it was yummyyyyyy

And it was yummyyyyyy

It's "TKMaxx" here

It’s “TKMaxx” here

I'm constantly amazed at how beautiful this city is.

I’m constantly amazed at how beautiful this city is.

Our first tourist-y stop: St. Paul's Cathedral

Our first tourist-y stop: St. Paul’s Cathedral

A beautiful afternoon spent in Trafalgar Square

A beautiful afternoon spent in Trafalgar Square

Big Ben peekin' out

Big Ben peekin’ out


The London Eye

The London Eye

Doin' tourist-y things

Doin’ tourist-y things

Louis needed some new sunglasses.

Louis needed some new sunglasses.

I decided to learn my area by running it. I ran along the River Thames.

I decided to learn my area by running it. I ran along the River Thames.


You Can’t Miss It


We’ve just gotten back from our first adventure together in London. And it was an adventure. We didn’t get to do much of the tourist-y things that we wanted to, but everything that we had to get done was accomplished. The only things that we did that could be considered tourist-y were getting lost, looking lost and doing entirely too much walking. Hopefully without being too narrative, here’s an overview of our chaotic day with tidbits that I’ve picked up about London and its inhabitants sprinkled throughout.

10:30 am We started out in Southampton, a little later than planned, and took the train 90 minutes into London.

12:00 pm We arrived at Waterloo Station, loaded up like pack mules with all of our bags (rolling suitcases to put in storage, backpacks of clothes for the next couple of days, suit carrier and my purse) and began the journey. First we found the bus station and took the bus to the storage center that we had reserved a place at that morning. We got off at the stop that we were told (by Google maps) was ours, and walked. And walked. And walked. Then we called the storage center to make sure that we were walking in the right direction. Louis gave them our location, which took a while to find.

Interesting tidbit #1: It seems that London likes to keep its addresses a secret. Finding your way around is meant to be a big guessing game! Street names and numbers on buildings are put in inconspicuous places. Really, we had to walk a couple of blocks just to see what street we were on.

The response of the woman on the phone, “uh yeah. It’s a big grey building. You can’t miss it.” And that was it. So we kept walking.

All the while we couldn’t look more like tourists. That’s the one thing that I hate about traveling. I hate tourists; I don’t want to look like one. But when you’re rolling giant suitcases, wearing backpacks and comfortable shoes, it’s hard to look like anything else. You might as well slap a stupid, confused look on your face because anyone within a 2-block radius can tell that’s exactly what you are.

At last, we see the storage center (CELEBRATION!!!) but we walk in to find that it’s not the right one. And they have no available units. They assure us to keep walking because it’s “not too far”. This happens once more before we finally find the storage center that we were looking for. It was indeed, a big grey building. Right next to a bus stop for the bus that we exited many stops ago, and next to a primary school, and across the street from a Catholic church. Really, I think that there were many more descriptive landmarks that could have been given on the phone. I assure you that if “big grey building” is the standout characteristic of your building in one of the largest cities in the world, I can miss it.

2:00 pm With the bags put in storage, Louis changed clothes, as his interview was across town in an hour, while I chatted with, and tried to avoid chewing out, the people who work at Store4U! By this point we haven’t eaten since 8:30; we planned to do it after we put the bags in storage, but didn’t allow time for so much hiking. And so we get back on the bus.

2:43 pm We find a pub for me to wait at while he interviews, because my phone still would not unlock  (shoutout to AT&T!!) and he would have had no way of contacting me if I were to wander. So I waited with the bags. It was a nice pub, quiet during the day. I find a table near the window and drool over the menu. I wanted at the very least a large glass of water, and at the most one of everything on the menu. I then read a small line on the back page that directs you to order at the bar. My table is not close to the bar. And there is a plaque on the table that says “WATCH YOUR BAGS” with a crude image of a hand snatching at air. And so I helplessly sit and wait until he comes back to order anything. If the bag that held my entire life (passport, visa, birth certificate, banking information, etc.) weren’t at stake, I may have risked it. Pretty miserable, really. Being so hungry and thirsty, in a place filled with food and drink, but unable to do anything about it. What’s that saying about all the water but not a drop to drink?

Instead I watched what must have been thousands of people pass the window I sat by. What I learned was that I did not bring nearly enough tights or sweaters. London summer clothes are more closely related to Texas/Alabama winter clothes. So that’s not great…

Interesting tidbit #2: The women who you see wearing posh shoes during the day can be divided into three categories. 1) women who wear tennis shoes (trainers) on the commute and change into the killer shoes when they get to work. 2) Women who can be seen hobbling home at the end of the day. 3) Superhuman women who have either had some kind of surgery to deaden the pain receptors below their ankles, do not stand up from a desk during the workday or were born with a grace I have not perfected and walk perfectly normally at the end of the day.

4:30 pm Louis has finished his interview and we finally refuel. He points out that if nothing else we did save money today, because we didn’t eat lunch. And then we load up our bags and go to find the place that I’m working the next day, a job that I’m not entirely at liberty to discus as it caters to London’s top 1%. As we’re walking there we pass through what must be the Ancient Art District. We see at least three ancient art dealerships. Not galleries, but places where you can BUY a piece of HISTORY. Greek vases that are thousands of years old, that people are going to put on their mantle. We look around for a bit, vow to live there one day, and press on.

I then get to experience public transportation during rush hour.

Interesting tidbit #3: London has adapted to not having warm weather by the use of public transportation. Essentially the buses and trains are mobile furnaces available to everyone! Especially between the hours of 7-9 am and 5-7 pm when simply going down the stairs can cause you to break a sweat.

It wouldn’t have been so bad if we didn’t have those damn backpacks with us still.

7:00 pm Although our initial plan was to go to the hostel earlier in the day to put our backpacks in a locker, we don’t make it there until 7. And so obviously our shoulders are killing us. We check in, take a quick look around the lobby, throw our backpacks in yet another storage locker, and quickly get back to the bus stop to go across town to meet our landlord at 8, which is also the time that the Arsenal game kicks off. In a frenzied state we (mostly Lou, I was unfortunately helpless and without technology the entire trip) try to figure out what mode of transportation to take, and hop on the first bus that comes through.

7:45 pm This time we get off at the bus stop closest to our destination and have a minute to look around. It is a beautiful area, right off the Thames River. Our landlord pulls up not a moment too soon; Lou’s phone dies as soon as he gets there. At this point I get to see our new flat. And it is perfect. There are no other words. He did a really good job finding it. Sign, Sign, Sign and we’re on our way to find a pub.

8:50 pm We’ve wandered for a while. As I mentioned in my last post, most pubs don’t have TVs. So we popped into a couple to ask if they knew the closest place that did. The first bartender’s directions were to “go to the main road…”. The main road? In London? Really? Hopefully someone in this city can give decent directions. We arrive at the Adam and Eve right after half time and get to see Arsenal win. Then we decide to head back to the hostel and get a good night’s sleep because tomorrow is a busy day for both of us.

11:30 pm By this time we’ve learned that even when you’re in a rush, if you’re leaving a place that you will eventually have to get back to, it is beneficial to take a second to look around and establish what the closest bus/tube stop is called, or even what street it’s on (which, as I established, is not the easiest task). Truly, I don’t know how people got around the city (or anywhere) without GPS and Internet. We certainly didn’t.

We got on and off the same bus at least 6 times. We got on and decided that we were going the wrong direction, so we got off and got on the same bus going the opposite way. That happened again. Then we got off and thought that we got off too early. Even though I insisted that I had recognized a building (I was told later that I didn’t insist hard enough…), a big green building (pictured above) near the hostel, which we had just passed on the train. So we got on again. Then we went across the river and knew ohhhh no we weren’t across the river.

It is also at this point that Lou decides to speak to me in nothing but Pig Latin. Which of course only added to my pleasant demeanor.

We decide to give up on the bus and just take the tube to the station that we know is closest to the hostel. We descend about 6 escalators to Middle Earth and are then told that we’ve missed the last train by about 5 minutes. I had by this time resigned myself to the idea that we wouldn’t make it back tonight and I would be working a 9 hour day on 0 hours of sleep. But a gracious and tipsy Londoner used his mobile to help us find our way back.

Interesting tidbit #4: The American accent draws the attention of the Londoners. They are instantly interested in where you’re from and why you’re in London and who your mother is and what you like to eat and your whole life story. In the past two days I was told that I “sounded very West Coast”, like I was from California (from an Englander who had never been to America), and also that my voice was “like a movie star’s”; both things that I had never heard before, but took in stride. It is equally as intriguing to them as the English accent is to Americans.

12:05 At last we arrive at the hostel. Lou has stayed in one before, but this is my first experience. I realize that there are two aspects of my personality that do not jibe well with the hostel lifestyle: I am a germaphobe and I am instinctively very untrusting of everyone. But all in all, the hostel was not bad. Even though I never found the women’s bathroom (there was a men’s). We had a pretty quiet 6-person room. And I managed to calm myself down just in time to get a solid three hours of sleep.

And that wraps up our first day in London. We knew that we’d get lost sometime. Might as well be the first day. I’m sure that there are many more nights of wandering in the future.

The first things we bought in London.

The first things we bought in London.

The view of the Tower of London from the second story of a double decker bus. How London is that?

The view of the Tower Bridge from the second story of a double decker bus. How London is that?

We thought it was the end of our very long day...

We thought it was the end of our very long day…

Hyde Park

Hyde Park

Ever seen the London episode of Friends? LONDON BABY!!

Ever seen the London episode of Friends? LONDON BABY!!

I caught a glimpse of my beautiful campus.

I caught a glimpse of my beautiful campus.

Different, Not Weird

Greetings from the land of compact cars and houses that have names, not numbers!

I’ve been in the UK now about four days and I’m loving it! There is a lot that is different, but it doesn’t seem too overwhelming thus far.

For starters, the climate has been a welcome change. I had forgotten what it’s like to be walk outside and not begin immediately sweating from every pore in your body. I was unaware that anyone was able to sit outside in August without losing a layer of skin when standing up due to sticking to the patio furniture. It is nearly a 50 degree (Farenheit!) change, but I haven’t started shivering yet so that is a success. The first day we were able to wear shorts outside, but since then it’s been a bit dreary. Not so bad though! For nearly six months I’ve been telling people that I enjoy rainy days, which I do, but I have found that it’s a bit hard to keep your eyes open on consecutive drizzly days…although the jet lag may have something to do with that.  

The time difference (6 hours) hasn’t been too terrible either! The first day was a bit of a struggle to stay awake until 10 o’clock to get on a normal schedule, but the excitement at seeing Lou helped. And last night I slept soundly through the night and so I now consider myself fully acclimated.

Some other things that I’ve noticed that are quite backwards here include:

  • They drive on the left side of the road. Obviously, I knew this before. But it is entirely different to know it in theory and to know which way to look before you cross the street (cars have the right of way here, by the way). Being a passenger in the car I’ve also held back gasping a couple of times when to me it seems the driver is on the wrong side of the road. It would be quite embarrassing if I actually yelled out “be careful!” or “what are you doing?” so I hope I can get used to that soon.
  • As I mentioned, the houses have names. Names like: Hamble Manor, The Master’s House and Curdridge Cottage. This is adorable, but it seems to me it could get very confusing to be a new employee at the Post Office. 
  • There are so many things to convert. I knew I would have to convert dollars to pounds, which I had been doing for most of the summer (ex. well there’s no reason saving this $x because what am I really going to buy with £x anyways??). Oh also, quid and pound are the same thing, kind of like dollar and buck. I started to say well that doesn’t make any sense, but neither does the American version. Worth mentioning: theres a commercial here where a man says to a woman “you look like a million pounds!” I nearly died laughing at that. It’s not nearly as complementary as “you look like a million dollars!”.
    • I also have to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius. The conversion formula is F minus 32, multiplied by 5, divided by 9…so really simple math, right? No. I am not a math person and even my math savvy boyfriend is having a time with this. My general plan is to just nod along and ALWAYS bring a sweater/rain jacket when someone tells me what the temperature is outside.
    • Miles to kilometers…and kilometers per hour. No clue. I could barely tell how long a mile is and I won’t be driving so this one might not apply to me too much. It also doesn’t seem like anyone else pays attention to the posted speed limit here. It’s like a mad dash to get everywhere! We definitely pulled some G’s driving around town today.
    • Pounds to kilogram, and pounds to stone. As far as I can tell, objects are weighed in kilograms (which might make my trips to the gym a bit difficult) and people are weighed in stones. 
  • I did experience something funny yesterday! There are so many American bars that try to look like British pubs. Who would have thought that there are British pubs that try to do the exact opposite! Lou and I went to The Dolphin yesterday, I was tipped off when I saw Budweiser on tap. He was confused when he saw TVs in the bar, which is highly unusual for British pubs (news to me; I assumed pubs would be where everyone would watch football games). Then we had a good time laughing over the menu that could have been from a TGI Fridays: chicken wings, burgers, “Hungry Horse Plates”. Very funny.

A lesson I tried to teach the girls I nannied this summer is that things that are new are not “weird”, just different. 

We’ve had some adventures around non-London England the past few days, pictures below! Tomorrow we’re going into London to meet our landlord and do some tourist-y things before we are technically residents there. 

The cottage is not exactly 6'5 compliant

The cottage is not exactly 6’5 compliant

The cutest little English village you've ever seen.

The cutest little English village you’ve ever seen.

Not a Kardashian among 'em! Heavenly!

Not a Kardashian among ‘em! Heavenly!

We visited The New Forest and saw wild horses, which I didn't even know was a real thing!

We visited The New Forest and saw wild horses, which I didn’t even know was a real thing!

That's pounds per litre…I'm not going to miss having a car here.

That’s pounds per litre…I’m not going to miss having a car here.

Hops in the bar…illegal to own in the US.

Hops in the bar…illegal to own in the US.

The view of the river to my right…beautiful!

The view of the river to my right…beautiful!

The view of the river to my left…a bit more realistic.

The view of the river to my left…a bit more realistic.

I’m Moving to London Today


I’m sitting at my gate at the airport writing this post. I’ve checked my bags, a hateful process that ended in me paying $200 for having an extra bag, which I had anticipated, and for having one bag that was overweight…by 17 pounds, which I had not anticipated…although I should have. I’ve made it through security, another hateful process juggling liquids and laptop and passport and bags AND pillow. I’ve bought a water and a magazine, my personal travel ritual, and am sitting waiting for my shoulders to unclench and feeling a bit of contempt for all of my stuff. 

I’m trying to let go of the extra weight fee, trying to take it in stride. I couldn’t have expected it to be under 50 pounds, I am moving over there, after all! Which is exactly what I wanted to tell (…yell) all of the people in line at security who seemed to be looking at me and all of my stuff. Although I could have been reading too far into it. And  an extra $100 is still much cheaper than shipping any of that stuff overseas.

Now I am many big huge steps closer to my next stage in life! The only thing left to do is take a sleeping pill on the plane, sleep as much as I can, get through customs and get my bags. Then I’ll be with Louis! As we won’t be moving into our apartment until the first we’ll be taking a cap back to a town near Southampton where his grandmother lives, staying there and from what I understand doing some meeting of the family and sightseeing for a little over a week. 

It is truly insane to me to think how I got here! A year ago I was starting my senior year of college at The University of Alabama. My best case scenario plan was to get a job with Teach for America and live in a big city in the US with Lou. How small I was dreaming… 

Time to settle in for some mindless reading to keep my mind from forming any more to-do lists, and to get my heart rate down a little bit. When I write my next post I will be writing from England! Pictures to come soon.

What I Will (And Won’t) Miss About America #3

My apologies for not blogging recently! But that would be hard to fit into my busy schedule of procrastinating. 

I am currently in the last FIVE days until I move to London. And I feel entirely underprepared. Although I’m sure that I’m not. I have lists for every day until I leave… two days are allotted to “fitting everything in suitcases”. I also allowed an extra day in case I can’t get everything to fit and need to reevaluate (I may be an overpreparer…my boyfriend suggested just packing on Friday…when I leave. I didn’t feel that it was a joke worth laughing at). Which would include trying on all of my clothes and deciding what to bring. Again. For possibly the fifth time. Trying on my own clothes and deciding what to keep is kind of weird. I’ve already made a commitment to them by buying them and so I feel obligated to not throw them away. For now, I’m just waiting for the rest of my laundry to dry so that I can finish packing the space bags.

On to what I will (and won’t) miss about America. I will definitely miss this chubby little beagle.


This is Abby Roo. And she is extremely distressed right now. Both mine and my sister’s suitcases are all over the house, and she is familiar with what happens after suitcases come out. But she is not used to both of us packing at the same time. For the past couple of weeks she has been plagued with what we have dubbed puppy panic attacks (usually in the middle of the night). She’s also so anxiety ridden that she seems to be trying to lick the skin right off of her puppy paws. Ok..so she’s not really a puppy. She’s 12. But she’s been treated like a puppy and a princess since day 1. She makes a habit of lying on piles of clean clothes and climbing into suitcases and trunks in order to delay our leaving (and also leave Abby hair on every article of clothing, making it virtually impossible to forget her for months to come). As neurotic as this spoiled little dog is, I’m going to miss coming home to her screams of happiness and caving in to her demands of belly rubs. I don’t know if I can stand a week of her sad pathetic puppy eyes, but I’m going to have to tough it out.

Mom keeps trying to cheer her up by telling her that “It’s ok! We can Skype Caroline! You can see her on the computer!” This doesn’t seem to change her mood at all. We’ve actually Skyped before when I was at school in Alabama. And although she could definitely hear me (there was lots of Abby Trademark confused head tilts) it seemed to confuse her more than anything and mom said that she promptly went to my room and laid on my bed for the rest of the night. Waiting for me. Does that not just break your heart?

She’s also tried to cheer her up by offering to send her to London with me! As appealing as that sounds…we’ve tried that. She came to visit “Camp Caroline” for a summer in Alabama. It was meant to be a summer. It was a week and a half. It turns out that over the course of 12 years we’ve turned her into a homebody who’s stuck in her routine and terrified of change. Although she did enjoy all of the new smells (she is a hound dog, after all), I was woken up multiple times by her barking at the couch at 3:30 am. Or barking at the lights of the cars pulling into the apartment complex parking lot. Or barking at the upstairs neighbors who were walking (admittedly a little like elephants). There was lots of barking. Beagles aren’t really apartment dogs. 

Poor Abby. She hasn’t ever been without my sister or I. She may need to be put on “puppy uppers”. With both my sister and I leaving, her and my mom might need to share them. 

I won’t miss being woken up in the middle of the night by wheezing or sleep-barking while chasing dream-bunnies, but I will miss just about everything else. Thankfully, I have another cuddle buddy waiting for me in England! Five days until we are reunited. Five pages of to do lists also…Hopefully i can get it all done! 


What I Will (And Won’t) Miss About America #2

Tomorrow I will have 12 days until I move to London. Tomorrow my boyfriend is apartment and job hunting. This whole time there’s been a part of me that didn’t really believe there’s going to be an end to these endless countdowns. But yet, it is coming very soon. I’m getting down to my final days of (procrastinating) my final tasks. 

Today I tried to sell my car. My little green car. Her name is Little Green. I’ve had her since I was 15. Her name wasn’t always Little Green; for a period of time in high school I referred to her as The Ghetto-mobile. I went to high school in a veryyyy affluent community. Most of the people in my class got brand new, if not custom made, cars of some kind. Giant souped up trucks, Mercedes, Lexus, they were all there. So I poked fun of my little Chevy Cavalier. 

And then we bonded. My mom will tell you that I practically lived out of that car during my junior and senior years of high school; I had to be at school at 6:30 so I tended to just load outfit options into my car at the beginning of the week and pick and choose from those. My little car got me where I needed to be. I’ve never had problems with my car. I learned to drive in that car. I have vivid memories of my mother holding on for dear life, as she would tell you, in the passenger seat. I developed a frightening case of road rage within the confines of her completely untinted windows. I grew to not mind her lack of MP3 compatability and learned that the making of mix CDs is a dying and unappreciated art. I drove between Texas and Alabama more times than I would have liked. And then many times between Nashville and Tuscaloosa. My little sister even got a Chevy Cavalier! Little Gold. Cavaliers run in the family. 

But, alas, poor Little Green has not weathered the weather very well. She’s a bit oxidized (I say she’s balding). When I took her to Carmax I expected at least $1500. Kelley Blue Book suggested I should get a little over $2000. What was I offered? $700. So a little over 350 pounds. I cannot emphasize how much I was counting on that money. But, I probably shouldn’t have procrastinated so much…

So now I’ve got to try to sell my car through other sites (so if you’re in need of a gently used car, let me know!!!). 

That is one thing I will miss when I’m living in London: driving. There is a sense of freedom in driving. I can tell you, however, that I will not miss paying for gas, road rage, traffic, stressing about speeding, the overwhelming panic when you think you pass a waiting cop car, navigating confusing highway systems, paying for insurance. It really does seem like the negatives outweigh the positives…

There will be public transportation, which I am excited about. It will be much cheaper. But I have a feeling that it will take some time for me to not be confused by it as I was born without any sense of direction. Also, I’ll have to deal with people. Lots of people. Touching me. Eeek. That’ll take some getting used to. 

Ahhhh, adventures!! Life is weird. I can’t believe I’m getting rid of my car. I can only hope that the next time I’m in the market for a vehicle, it is very far from anything that could be nicknamed “ghetto-mobile”. 

What I Will (And Won’t) Miss About America #1

As I reach the final days of my countdown (19!!) until I move to England, I’m thinking a lot about the things that I’ll miss, things I won’t miss, and things that I might have overly high expectations of. Tonight is the food edition. 

English food has a reputation of being bland. My experience in my previous travels to England were consistent with this. It was nothing to brag about. My boyfriend (a UK citizen) however, raves about it. Especially the breakfast. I’m going to have a really hard time giving up American breakfasts…although if we have a kitchen I will be able to cook it myself. But English breakfasts scare me a little bit (hello, blood sausage…). But, I pride myself on being adventurous with food, and so I will undoubtedly try everything. 

On the opposite end of the season-less spectrum is the infamous Indian food in London. There’s apparently lots of (very authentic) Indian food. I love Indian food! Not more than Mexican food…which there is not a lot of. I’m going to miss Mexican food. But even my hot-sauce lovin’ taste buds are going to have a hard time adjusting to the caliber of spicy that I’ll experience. But Indian food is probably what will be within our eating out budget. So we may be eating a lot of it. Who knows, I may come back to Texas and be disappointed by the hot sauce here.

One thing that I hate that I’ll miss: Wal-Mart. We met a family who came here for the 4th of July. The first thing that the 14 year old boy wanted to see? Wal-Mart. He was astonished that there was an entire aisle for breakfast cereal. I was aware that the stores there would be smaller, and that there were lots of markets. However, I didn’t think it all through. I really like having lots of choices of yogurt brands. And cereal. And bread. Oh and I’ve read that fruit is harder to come by. Especially citrus and tropical fruits. That’s great because that only encompasses about a third of my diet… 

I am looking forward to leaving fast food nation. Texas being one of the worst states for this. However, I may be thinking too highly of the UK in this area. I am aware that fast food is everywhere. But I’m hoping that there are more healthy and organic choices. That the meat is treated better. I don’t know. I guess I’ll find out. 

Until then, I’m getting in all of my favorite American (Southern) meals: barbecue, Mexican food, hamburgers, etc. 19 days left in America!!!

The Comfort of Fermented Fruit

Cheap Wine Connosieur

Today, of all days, is a day to drink and write about wine.

Today, my boyfriend moved to England. Which obviously led to serious bouts of stress eating and limited sleep. Also today, my student visa was approved, which led to the feeling of a physical weight being lifted off and reduced stress eating. And then excitement eating. And then bored eating because I wasn’t stressed. Then I realized that drinking is such a better way to deal with these things! These are huge milestones in this veryyy long process of moving overseas. My boyfriend and I have been counting down to various things for over a year and a half. We are officially in the final countdown: 23 days! 23 days until I fly to London and meet him.

Gah, when did life get so weird?

But back to wine. There is something about that first sip that is like a bigger sigh than the human body could ever make. It is usually preceded and/or followed by a sigh as well. Today is wine Wednesday, which makes me miss my best friends in Alabama a lot. Every Wednesday we would go out and buy a cheap bottle of wine each, drink it while catching up and watching reruns on tv. And then we would slap on some makeup and head to the local bar for $5 bottles of wine. Yeah. We’re winos. A few years of that routine has led me to consider myself a connoisseur of cheap wine. I am the quintessential girl who chooses wine 100% based on how pretty the label is. After a while, of course, I find my favorites (all under $10, might I add!) The photo above is my kitchen counter with my collection of wine bottles from this year (only Fall and Spring semesters and excluding any duplicate bottles). I think that when I finally threw them away (an excruciating process of hauling a quickly ripping Hefty bag full of glass down 3 flights of stairs) there were over 30.

I would really like to crawl into one of those giant martini glass pools that were used at Playboy parties full of wine and drink my way out/let it absorb through my pores until I know that he’s landed safely in London. Scratch that. I’d just like to stay in that glass for the next 23 days.

Happy Wine Wednesday, everyone!